The State of Feminism, Marvel Movies, and Fanboidom

Hello Nobody,

I'm The Noah, and this is my blog where I write things No(ah)body cares about. I bought noahbodycares.com too, if you’d like to bookmark that page. My brother Nicolas and I are still working on the page, but I think it looks cool thus far.

^{Look at All These Fonts.}

_nifty!

Brie Larson what a transition, is the lead actor (or actress if you prefer) in the latest Marvel Studios film CAPTAIN MARVEL. According to a lot of random people on the internet, she is a radical feminist (I haven’t looked up any of her opinions on things because I don’t really care what a random actor thinks about complex issues that barely affect them), but a lot of young men on the internet seem to really care. The film has been bombarded with negative reviews since the review pages opened, some by anti-feminists who haven’t even seen the movie. Everyone agrees that this is disgusting, regressive, anti-woman conduct…………………… and I agree…………… but I want to talk about where these young men are coming from.

PART 1: In Defense of The Indefensible I Guess?

Hating Puns Doesn't Make You Smart

HEY NOBODY!

I'm The Noah and this is The Noahbody Cares, the blog where I write things Nobody cares about. Oak-kay, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you are currently having one of tree reactions: 1. I wonder where this post is going? 2. Wait, why are there tree puns suddenly? or 3. OH MY GOSH STOP MAKING PUNS!!!! PUNS! ARE! NOT! FUNNY!

If you hate puns please read on.
They aren't all jokes like this.

This ONE trick got my blood pressure from 135 down to 26!

THAT'S RIGHT. I'm going to use the Georgia font for this one! (that's the last default font on blogger. I mean, I could always download more fonts or move the blog over to a better website, but that would require effort.)

... I'm The Noah and this is Noahbody [space] Cares [Capital N Capital C] Let's go!

A code/puzzle with a CASH PRIZE

Alright, this one isn't normal. First person to decode this wins $10 and a shout out. I'm serious.
Okay. Here's the puzzle:

A Veranda Post from my Phone

Pssst. Can I tell you a secret? ... I’m The Noah. This is Noahbodycares. The blog where I write a blog and sometimes people accidentally click on the page and click away. Other than that nobody reads it. 

That said, hi nobody! Life’s been fine thanks for asking! How are you? (just kidding I don’t care)

This isn't a Blog Post

Hey, it's The Noah. I'm really busy and tired and I JUST wanted to let you know I'm not dead. I'm writing a post soon.

Thanks for subscribing. It means a lot.

The REAL Santa

The name's The. Noah, The.

Hi! This is my blog, Noahbody Cares, where I write things nobody cares about and then nobody reads it.

While you're here nobody, you're just who I wanted to talk to, because despite Netflix relentlessly pushing their original Christmas content, nobody watched The Christmas Chronicles... Almost nobody... anyway Dad said he heard good reviews for it, so I watched the whole thing and it is BIZARRE. It's targeted more at kids and families with young kids, which Dad would have seen if he'd read any reviews for it! Regardless, I want to talk about some of the things I found really interesting about the movie.

The movie is set in 2018. (Yes, I'm doing a movie review for a Netflix Original now. It's my blog; I can write about whatever I want. Yes, that was an appropriate placement of a semicolon. Now stop interrupting me)

Also, minor spoilers ahead but it's a freaking Netflix original Christmas movie I'm not going to ruin anything.

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