The REAL Santa

The name's The. Noah, The.

Hi! This is my blog, Noahbody Cares, where I write things nobody cares about and then nobody reads it.

While you're here nobody, you're just who I wanted to talk to, because despite Netflix relentlessly pushing their original Christmas content, nobody watched The Christmas Chronicles... Almost nobody... anyway Dad said he heard good reviews for it, so I watched the whole thing and it is BIZARRE. It's targeted more at kids and families with young kids, which Dad would have seen if he'd read any reviews for it! Regardless, I want to talk about some of the things I found really interesting about the movie.

The movie is set in 2018. (Yes, I'm doing a movie review for a Netflix Original now. It's my blog; I can write about whatever I want. Yes, that was an appropriate placement of a semicolon. Now stop interrupting me)

Also, minor spoilers ahead but it's a freaking Netflix original Christmas movie I'm not going to ruin anything.

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